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India-NZ Deal: Desi Goes Kiwi!

India-NZ FTA: Desi Goods & Gurus Go Global, Duty-Free!

India and New Zealand just signed a big Free Trade Agreement (FTA) at Bharat Mandapam, with Piyush Goyal and Todd McClay making it official! This deal is like a super-highway for Indian exports, especially for our amazing MSMEs in places like Agra (hello, leather shoes!) and UP (handloom, yay!). Plus, Indian professionals – think IT experts, chefs, and even yoga gurus – can now get special visas to work in New Zealand. It's all about boosting trade, making things easier, and getting our desi talent and products out there. Basically, India is going global, one leather shoe and yoga pose at a time!

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India-NZ FTA: Desi Goods & Gurus Go Global, Duty-Free!

India and New Zealand just signed a big Free Trade Agreement (FTA) at Bharat Mandapam, with Piyush Goyal and Todd McClay making it official! This deal is like a super-highway for Indian exports, especially for our amazing MSMEs in places like Agra (hello, leather shoes!) and UP (handloom, yay!). Plus, Indian professionals – think IT experts, chefs, and even yoga gurus – can now get special visas to work in New Zealand. It's all about boosting trade, making things easier, and getting our desi talent and products out there. Basically, India is going global, one leather shoe and yoga pose at a time!

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Society ka Rule: Pay Full, Get Half!

Society ka Rule: Pay Full, Get Half!

Imagine paying full maintenance for your society's gym and pool, only to be told 'no entry' because you live in a 1BHK! A tenant in Karnataka shared this shocking experience on Reddit, where societies are charging residents maintenance but then forcing them to pay 'guest fees' daily to use facilities they already contribute to. This isn't just unfair, it's making everyone wonder if these rules are even legal! Kya unfair hai yaar!

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Society ka Rule: Pay Full, Get Half!

Imagine paying full maintenance for your society's gym and pool, only to be told 'no entry' because you live in a 1BHK! A tenant in Karnataka shared this shocking experience on Reddit, where societies are charging residents maintenance but then forcing them to pay 'guest fees' daily to use facilities they already contribute to. This isn't just unfair, it's making everyone wonder if these rules are even legal! Kya unfair hai yaar!

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HRA ka Jugaad? Rishta Batao!

HRA ka Jugaad? Ab Rishta Bhi Batao!

Sunno, sunno! Tax bachane ka naya funda aa gaya hai! Ab agar aap apne parents ya spouse ko rent dekar HRA claim karte ho, toh 2026 se aapko Form 124 mein unka rishta bhi batana padega. Income Tax department ko lagta hai kuch log 'bogus' claims kar rahe hain, matlab asli mein rent nahi dete, bas tax bachate hain. Toh ab se, proper rent agreement, bank transaction, aur landlord ka I-T return sab pakka hona chahiye. Warna, taxman ki nazar padegi aur aapka HRA ka jugaad ho jayega fail! Only for old tax regime waale, haan?

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HRA ka Jugaad? Ab Rishta Bhi Batao!

Sunno, sunno! Tax bachane ka naya funda aa gaya hai! Ab agar aap apne parents ya spouse ko rent dekar HRA claim karte ho, toh 2026 se aapko Form 124 mein unka rishta bhi batana padega. Income Tax department ko lagta hai kuch log 'bogus' claims kar rahe hain, matlab asli mein rent nahi dete, bas tax bachate hain. Toh ab se, proper rent agreement, bank transaction, aur landlord ka I-T return sab pakka hona chahiye. Warna, taxman ki nazar padegi aur aapka HRA ka jugaad ho jayega fail! Only for old tax regime waale, haan?

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Trump's Oil Mania!

Trump's Oil Empire: 'Drill, Baby, Drill' is Back, What it Means for India

Guess what? Donald Trump's new term is all about oil, oil, and more oil! From campaign funds flowing in from big oil companies to pushing 'Drill, Baby, Drill' policies, it's a full-on crude oil fiesta. He's rolling back environmental rules, boosting US production, and even using sanctions to make sure everyone buys American oil. This aggressive strategy is shaking up global markets and guess who feels the heat? India! We're now buying more US oil, but it's costing us more than the discounted Russian crude we used to get. So, get ready for some petrol price drama, folks!

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Trump's Oil Empire: 'Drill, Baby, Drill' is Back, What it Means for India

Guess what? Donald Trump's new term is all about oil, oil, and more oil! From campaign funds flowing in from big oil companies to pushing 'Drill, Baby, Drill' policies, it's a full-on crude oil fiesta. He's rolling back environmental rules, boosting US production, and even using sanctions to make sure everyone buys American oil. This aggressive strategy is shaking up global markets and guess who feels the heat? India! We're now buying more US oil, but it's costing us more than the discounted Russian crude we used to get. So, get ready for some petrol price drama, folks!

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India's Summer: Sun's On Fire!

India's Summer Sizzle: IMD Says "Stay Cool, Don't Melt!"

India is literally on fire, with temperatures hitting a scorching 47.4 degrees Celsius in Banda, UP! The India Meteorological Department (IMD) is like, 'Guys, it's super hot, please don't go out in the sun!' They've issued full-on safety guidelines for everyone, from daily wage workers to office-goers. Basically, avoid direct sunlight, drink lots of water, and carry an umbrella. Health officials are also told to keep water and emergency kits ready. So, if you feel like you're melting, you're not alone, but please stay safe!

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India's Summer Sizzle: IMD Says "Stay Cool, Don't Melt!"

India is literally on fire, with temperatures hitting a scorching 47.4 degrees Celsius in Banda, UP! The India Meteorological Department (IMD) is like, 'Guys, it's super hot, please don't go out in the sun!' They've issued full-on safety guidelines for everyone, from daily wage workers to office-goers. Basically, avoid direct sunlight, drink lots of water, and carry an umbrella. Health officials are also told to keep water and emergency kits ready. So, if you feel like you're melting, you're not alone, but please stay safe!

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Mirchi Khao, Lambi Umar Pao?

Mirchi Power: Your Favourite Spice Might Just Be Your Life's Secret Sauce!

Turns out, your love for extra mirchi in food isn't just about taste! Recent studies hint that people who regularly enjoy spicy dishes, especially with chilli peppers, might actually live longer and have lower risks of heart disease and cancer. But hold your horses, it's more about correlation than a magic potion! So, next time you reach for that chilli, remember it's not just flavour, it's a lifestyle choice!

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Mirchi Power: Your Favourite Spice Might Just Be Your Life's Secret Sauce!

Turns out, your love for extra mirchi in food isn't just about taste! Recent studies hint that people who regularly enjoy spicy dishes, especially with chilli peppers, might actually live longer and have lower risks of heart disease and cancer. But hold your horses, it's more about correlation than a magic potion! So, next time you reach for that chilli, remember it's not just flavour, it's a lifestyle choice!

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My Body, My Choice!

SC Says: Your Body, Your Choice! No Forced Pregnancy for Teens!

Big news from the Supreme Court, folks! They've made a super important decision, saying a 15-year-old girl can choose to terminate her pregnancy. This isn't just about one case; it's a huge step for 'Your Body, Your Choice' for everyone. The court clearly said no one can force a woman or girl to carry a pregnancy against her will. They stressed that a girl's own choice and her well-being are the most important things. It's a win for personal freedom and making sure young people have a say in their own lives. What a relief!

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SC Says: Your Body, Your Choice! No Forced Pregnancy for Teens!

Big news from the Supreme Court, folks! They've made a super important decision, saying a 15-year-old girl can choose to terminate her pregnancy. This isn't just about one case; it's a huge step for 'Your Body, Your Choice' for everyone. The court clearly said no one can force a woman or girl to carry a pregnancy against her will. They stressed that a girl's own choice and her well-being are the most important things. It's a win for personal freedom and making sure young people have a say in their own lives. What a relief!

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SC: Your Body, Your Choice!

Supreme Court says 'No' to forced pregnancy, 'Yes' to girl's choice!

India's Supreme Court just made a big decision, saying a 15-year-old girl can end her over seven-month pregnancy. The judges, Justices B V Nagarathna and Ujjal Bhuyan, were super clear: no one, especially a minor, should be forced to carry a baby they don't want. They said it would cause too much mental and physical pain. They even rejected the idea of making her give birth and then giving the baby up for adoption, saying the pregnant woman's choice is way more important. Basically, they put the girl's well-being first, saying her wishes can't be ignored for a baby yet to be born.

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Supreme Court says 'No' to forced pregnancy, 'Yes' to girl's choice!

India's Supreme Court just made a big decision, saying a 15-year-old girl can end her over seven-month pregnancy. The judges, Justices B V Nagarathna and Ujjal Bhuyan, were super clear: no one, especially a minor, should be forced to carry a baby they don't want. They said it would cause too much mental and physical pain. They even rejected the idea of making her give birth and then giving the baby up for adoption, saying the pregnant woman's choice is way more important. Basically, they put the girl's well-being first, saying her wishes can't be ignored for a baby yet to be born.

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Juice Wale Ka Sach!

Juice Wale Bhaiya Ki Kamaai: Sales Zyada, Bachat Kam!

Ever wondered how much your local juice seller actually earns? A viral story reveals the daily grind of a Surat vendor, whose impressive sales figures hide a much smaller take-home income after expenses like rent and raw materials. It's a stark reminder of the hard work behind every glass of juice!

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Juice Wale Bhaiya Ki Kamaai: Sales Zyada, Bachat Kam!

Ever wondered how much your local juice seller actually earns? A viral story reveals the daily grind of a Surat vendor, whose impressive sales figures hide a much smaller take-home income after expenses like rent and raw materials. It's a stark reminder of the hard work behind every glass of juice!

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Antarctica's Ice: Ab Toh Gaya!

Antarctica's Ice: Ab Toh Gaya!

Hold up! Scientists are saying parts of Antarctica's massive ice sheet, especially the West Antarctic Ice Sheet, have hit a 'tipping point.' This means even if we magically stop all global warming today, some of that ice will keep melting, no turning back! Think of it like a domino effect that's already started. Warm ocean waters are sneaking under the ice, making it melt faster and faster. This 'point of no return' could eventually raise sea levels by a whopping 4 meters, changing coastlines worldwide. It's a slow process, taking centuries, but the damage is already done, and it's a big deal for our planet's future, boss!

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Antarctica's Ice: Ab Toh Gaya!

Hold up! Scientists are saying parts of Antarctica's massive ice sheet, especially the West Antarctic Ice Sheet, have hit a 'tipping point.' This means even if we magically stop all global warming today, some of that ice will keep melting, no turning back! Think of it like a domino effect that's already started. Warm ocean waters are sneaking under the ice, making it melt faster and faster. This 'point of no return' could eventually raise sea levels by a whopping 4 meters, changing coastlines worldwide. It's a slow process, taking centuries, but the damage is already done, and it's a big deal for our planet's future, boss!

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Raghav Chadha among 7 MPs who Quit AAP Together

Raghav Chadha And Six More MPs Leave AAP To Join The BJP Today

It is a massive political earthquake as seven out of ten Aam Aadmi Party Rajya Sabha members have resigned. Led by Raghav Chadha, the group includes famous people like cricket star Harbhajan Singh and Swati Maliwal. They are moving to the BJP, saying that AAP has changed too much from its old days. By taking two-thirds of the team with him, Raghav ensures they all keep their seats in Parliament. While the party is shocked, Raghav says he is just the right man finally finding the right party. The political map is changing fast today!

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Raghav Chadha And Six More MPs Leave AAP To Join The BJP Today

It is a massive political earthquake as seven out of ten Aam Aadmi Party Rajya Sabha members have resigned. Led by Raghav Chadha, the group includes famous people like cricket star Harbhajan Singh and Swati Maliwal. They are moving to the BJP, saying that AAP has changed too much from its old days. By taking two-thirds of the team with him, Raghav ensures they all keep their seats in Parliament. While the party is shocked, Raghav says he is just the right man finally finding the right party. The political map is changing fast today!

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US Gold Card: Residency for 1 Million Bucks?

US Gold Card Visa: Residency for a Million Dollars? Only for the Super Rich!

So, Uncle Sam has this new 'Gold Card' visa program, right? Basically, if you have a cool $1 million lying around, plus another $15,000 for processing, you can get US residency! But wait, there's a catch – even with all that cash, only ONE person has been approved so far, out of hundreds applying. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick spilled the beans, saying it's for 'extraordinary vetting' to attract wealthy and skilled folks. Looks like getting into the US just got a whole lot more expensive and exclusive, like a super VIP club where entry costs more than your entire life savings!

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US Gold Card Visa: Residency for a Million Dollars? Only for the Super Rich!

So, Uncle Sam has this new 'Gold Card' visa program, right? Basically, if you have a cool $1 million lying around, plus another $15,000 for processing, you can get US residency! But wait, there's a catch – even with all that cash, only ONE person has been approved so far, out of hundreds applying. Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick spilled the beans, saying it's for 'extraordinary vetting' to attract wealthy and skilled folks. Looks like getting into the US just got a whole lot more expensive and exclusive, like a super VIP club where entry costs more than your entire life savings!

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Space Mein Strong Nahi Toh Defence Blind?

Space Mein Strong Nahi Toh Defence Blind? India's Big Challenge!

Our top defence boss, CDS General Anil Chauhan, just dropped a truth bomb: if India isn't strong in space, we'll be 'fighting blind'! Imagine trying to play cricket without seeing the ball, that's how serious it is for our defence. DRDO chairman Samir V Kamat also said it's a 'Herculean challenge' to catch up with other countries without more investment and teamwork. Basically, we need to level up our space game big time, or else we might miss out on crucial intel and tech. It's all about foresight versus fumbling in the dark, and we definitely don't want the latter!

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Space Mein Strong Nahi Toh Defence Blind? India's Big Challenge!

Our top defence boss, CDS General Anil Chauhan, just dropped a truth bomb: if India isn't strong in space, we'll be 'fighting blind'! Imagine trying to play cricket without seeing the ball, that's how serious it is for our defence. DRDO chairman Samir V Kamat also said it's a 'Herculean challenge' to catch up with other countries without more investment and teamwork. Basically, we need to level up our space game big time, or else we might miss out on crucial intel and tech. It's all about foresight versus fumbling in the dark, and we definitely don't want the latter!

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Deleted Messages? Think Again!

Your 'Deleted' Messages Weren't Really Gone! Apple Rushes Out a Fix After FBI Finds Old Chats

So, you thought deleting chats on your iPhone made them vanish forever, especially from a 'secure' app like Signal? Turns out, Apple had a little secret! A bug allowed the FBI to recover messages users thought were gone, even after the app was deleted, all thanks to notification data. Now, Apple has quickly rolled out an update (iOS 26.4.2) to fix this privacy oopsie. Time to update your phone, folks, before your 'secrets' become public!

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Your 'Deleted' Messages Weren't Really Gone! Apple Rushes Out a Fix After FBI Finds Old Chats

So, you thought deleting chats on your iPhone made them vanish forever, especially from a 'secure' app like Signal? Turns out, Apple had a little secret! A bug allowed the FBI to recover messages users thought were gone, even after the app was deleted, all thanks to notification data. Now, Apple has quickly rolled out an update (iOS 26.4.2) to fix this privacy oopsie. Time to update your phone, folks, before your 'secrets' become public!

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Bank Bandh in TN, Rest of India Chill!

Tamil Nadu Banks Shut for Polls, Rest of India Says 'Business As Usual'!

So, April 23, 2026, is a bit of a mixed bag, boss! If you're in Tamil Nadu, your bank will be taking a chill pill because of the General Elections. But don't worry, the rest of India's banks are open for business, no holiday drama there. And for all you stock market gurus, it's trading as usual everywhere! Looks like only Mumbai elections can make the stock market take a break. So, if you're in Chennai, maybe plan your bank visit for another day, ya?

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Tamil Nadu Banks Shut for Polls, Rest of India Says 'Business As Usual'!

So, April 23, 2026, is a bit of a mixed bag, boss! If you're in Tamil Nadu, your bank will be taking a chill pill because of the General Elections. But don't worry, the rest of India's banks are open for business, no holiday drama there. And for all you stock market gurus, it's trading as usual everywhere! Looks like only Mumbai elections can make the stock market take a break. So, if you're in Chennai, maybe plan your bank visit for another day, ya?

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Stray Doggo Saves Kids, Gets Hero's Send-Off!

Stray Dog Turns Superhero: Kali's Ultimate Sacrifice for Kids!

In a heartwarming and tragic tale from Odisha, a stray dog named Kali became a village hero. She bravely fought a venomous cobra to protect over 30 kindergarten children, sacrificing her own life in the process. Villagers, deeply moved by her courage, gave her a full hero's funeral, usually reserved for humans. This story highlights the incredible loyalty and bravery of animals, urging us to look beyond labels and appreciate the silent guardians among us.

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Stray Dog Turns Superhero: Kali's Ultimate Sacrifice for Kids!

In a heartwarming and tragic tale from Odisha, a stray dog named Kali became a village hero. She bravely fought a venomous cobra to protect over 30 kindergarten children, sacrificing her own life in the process. Villagers, deeply moved by her courage, gave her a full hero's funeral, usually reserved for humans. This story highlights the incredible loyalty and bravery of animals, urging us to look beyond labels and appreciate the silent guardians among us.

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Desi AI Whiz, $60 Billion Deal!

Desi AI Whiz Bags $60 Billion Deal from SpaceX!

Arre baap re! An Indian-origin tech genius, Aman Sanger, has co-founded an AI platform called Cursor, and guess what? Elon Musk's SpaceX is eyeing it for a mind-blowing $60 billion deal! This isn't just big news; it's a massive jackpot that shows how Indian tech talent is making a huge impact globally. From coding in India to potentially powering SpaceX, this is a story that makes every desi proud. Talk about reaching for the stars, literally!

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Desi AI Whiz Bags $60 Billion Deal from SpaceX!

Arre baap re! An Indian-origin tech genius, Aman Sanger, has co-founded an AI platform called Cursor, and guess what? Elon Musk's SpaceX is eyeing it for a mind-blowing $60 billion deal! This isn't just big news; it's a massive jackpot that shows how Indian tech talent is making a huge impact globally. From coding in India to potentially powering SpaceX, this is a story that makes every desi proud. Talk about reaching for the stars, literally!

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AI Killed The Homework King!

AI Just Killed The Homework King! Chegg's Billions Gone In A Flash

Remember Chegg, the online platform that was everyone's best friend during COVID for homework help? It was once a massive $14.7 billion company! But guess what? AI tools like ChatGPT came along, offering free answers and essays in seconds. Students quickly switched from paying Chegg to using these smart new AIs. Now, Chegg's stock is almost worthless, it's laid off nearly half its staff, and is even suing Google for showing AI summaries! This story is a big warning for all companies: adapt to new tech, or get left behind.

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AI Just Killed The Homework King! Chegg's Billions Gone In A Flash

Remember Chegg, the online platform that was everyone's best friend during COVID for homework help? It was once a massive $14.7 billion company! But guess what? AI tools like ChatGPT came along, offering free answers and essays in seconds. Students quickly switched from paying Chegg to using these smart new AIs. Now, Chegg's stock is almost worthless, it's laid off nearly half its staff, and is even suing Google for showing AI summaries! This story is a big warning for all companies: adapt to new tech, or get left behind.

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AI Image Bole Toh, Hindi Mein Bole!

AI Image Magic: Now Speaks Your Bhasha!

OpenAI just dropped ChatGPT Images 2.0, and it's a game-changer! This new model is super smart, handling complex visuals and making images that look intentionally designed, not AI-generated. The coolest part? It can now render text perfectly, even in Indian languages like Hindi and Bengali! No more weird, unreadable words in your AI art. Plus, it understands instructions way better and can even 'think' for advanced tasks. So, get ready for posters, comics, and diagrams with spot-on desi text. Finally, AI gets our vibe!

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AI Image Magic: Now Speaks Your Bhasha!

OpenAI just dropped ChatGPT Images 2.0, and it's a game-changer! This new model is super smart, handling complex visuals and making images that look intentionally designed, not AI-generated. The coolest part? It can now render text perfectly, even in Indian languages like Hindi and Bengali! No more weird, unreadable words in your AI art. Plus, it understands instructions way better and can even 'think' for advanced tasks. So, get ready for posters, comics, and diagrams with spot-on desi text. Finally, AI gets our vibe!

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Silver Nikla Zehar!

Vaishno Devi Offerings: Silver Turns Toxic, Workers At Risk!

Imagine offering something precious at a temple, only for it to turn out to be a health hazard! That's what happened at Vaishno Devi. The Shrine Board sent 20 tonnes of 'silver' offerings to a government mint for melting. But surprise! Only 5-6% was actual silver. The rest? Mostly toxic cadmium and iron. This isn't just about money; cadmium fumes are super dangerous for workers, risking lungs, kidneys, and even cancer. Mint officials were initially scared to touch it! It's a big wake-up call about what's being offered and the hidden dangers.

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Vaishno Devi Offerings: Silver Turns Toxic, Workers At Risk!

Imagine offering something precious at a temple, only for it to turn out to be a health hazard! That's what happened at Vaishno Devi. The Shrine Board sent 20 tonnes of 'silver' offerings to a government mint for melting. But surprise! Only 5-6% was actual silver. The rest? Mostly toxic cadmium and iron. This isn't just about money; cadmium fumes are super dangerous for workers, risking lungs, kidneys, and even cancer. Mint officials were initially scared to touch it! It's a big wake-up call about what's being offered and the hidden dangers.

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